Victor Kleinhaggen, Todd Baesen's contact in Quarto Negro, the organization planning the invasion of Iran in March, has contacted him about this matter. His data base in Shawnee Camp, Kansas, monitors Wellesnet for potentially subversive statements.
The Ha-Ra Club was inexplicably closed this Christmas Eve, perhaps in memory of Dragutin Dimitrijevic, who was the illegitimate grandfather of manager, Karl Kickery. [Now in an Army Hospital at ___[CENSORED] for a delicate operation related to National Security.]
Your enigmatic response has sent up a balloon.
Picky, Picky, Picky!
Frankly, Tony, the people at Quarto Negro want to know why, when they have given you so much to work with, more than they have been authorized to release, why you cannot carry on by yourself?
Here are a couple of more names, who may turn out to be illigitimate great uncles of yours: Srydich 450 Artillery Major Velimir Vulovi? and Lieutenant General (Wachtmeister) Rade Malobabi?.
Let's see you do some real work of scholarship in connecting Welles' KERZIC CE MERCICEN to the history of the Balkans! Let's bring this film to Toronto Film Festival under the [Tony] Wellesnet banner.
Major Kleinhaggen asks Baesen: "Is this sonamabitch . . . Tony . . . ready to fly to Kotor in Montenegro, where we are torturing Jacob Zoukic, the last known living editor of KERZIC CE MERCICEN? Tell him to put up, or contribute a generous sum to Michael Scott Kerr's 'Operation Snowball'! Otherwise, bring it on."
The snowball is in your court, Tony, if you truly wish to solve this Wellsian mystery!! The Fate of Mankind looms before you! Don't fail Todd Baesen:
Glenn
